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Hammurabi
King of Babylonia

Don't even think of parking here.
--The Code, Part IV, sec. 6(a): Regulations, Parking & Traffic

Hancock, John
American patriot

Lookie here, Jefferson. I'm writing my name in the snow.

Heimlich, Dr. Henrich
inventor, Heimlich maneuver

Team Doctor of the Buffalo Bills
--official title

Helms, Jesse
U.S. Senator

Come to the dark side, Newt. Together, we shall rule the galaxy.
--election night, 1994

Henry VIII
King of England

My wife is separated.
--explaining his marital status

Didn’t anyone leave any of the white meat for me? I’m King of England for Chrissakes!

Henry, Patrick
U.S. patriot

.......but if it’s all the same to you, I’d prefer liberty.
--afterthought

Herzl, Theodore
Zionist

I am a Hebrew Nationalist. I answer to a higher authority.
--address to League of Nations

Hess, Rudolph
Nazi war criminal

I was only giving orders.
--unsuccessful Nuremberg defense

Hippocrates
first physician

No seriously. I call it ‘gynecology.’
--trying to convince reluctant women of his newfound specialty

Hitler, Adolf
Führer

See evil. Hear evil. Do evil.
Visualize World Domination.
-- bumper sticker

Hood, Robin
legendary woodsman

So you want to join my Merry Men? Are you aware of the initiation ceremony?
--interviewing new recruit

Hoover, J. Edgar
F.B.I. Director

I always get my man.

Howell, Thurston III
castaway

Ginger darling, as soon as we get of this damn island, I'll divorce the old girl and we'll be married! Won't that be just splendid.
--the lost episode of Gilligan's Island

Howell. Mrs. Thurston III
castaway

Please, call me "Lovey."
--the lost episode of Gilligan's Island

Hudson, Henry
New World explorer

Hey, no! No! My windshields are clean. I said.... aww shit.
--arriving in New York Harbor

Hun, Attila the?see Attila the Hun

Hussein, Saadam
Iraqi dictator

Hello, Allstate?
--January 1991