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G., Kenny
musician
Garfunkel
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Gandhi, Mahatma
Indian nationalist leader
Yes, Id like to order the lamb vindaloo for delivery. My name? Uhh.... Gordon.
--secret telephone conversation |
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Garcia, Jerry
musician
"Chunky Junkie"
--second ice cream flavor named in his honor |
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Gates, Bill
Microsoft mogul
When you've got them by the software, their hearts and minds will follow. |
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Gates, Darryl
former LAPD commissioner
You have the right to remain handcuffed. This billy club can and will be used against you. |
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George III
British King
Taxation without representation.
--campaign slogan, 1760 |
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Geraldo!
serious journalist
Hey, youre looking at the guy who put the "cheese" in machismo!
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Ghalli, Boutros Boutros
U.N. Secretary General
Duran Duran
--favorite band |
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Gilligan
castaway
Mrs. Howell, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?
--the lost episode of Gilligan's Island
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Gilhoohey, Jeff
goon hirer
While there is a lower class, I am in it. While there is a criminal ?element, I am of it. While there is a soul in prison, I am not free.
--sentencing hearing |
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Ginger
castaway
Mrs. Howell! Are you trying to get me drunk?
--the lost episode of Gilligan's Island
see also: Howell, Mrs. Thurston III |
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Gingrich, Newt
over-zealous Speaker
I think it's high time we took a closer look into the living arrangements of Bert and Ernie.
--House PBS hearings, 1995
Contract with Canada
Contract with Mexico
Contract with France
--to-do list
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God
Omnipotent Being
........I said 'Let there be light!'
--experiencing technical difficulties
C'mon seven!
--playing dice with the universe |
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Godiva, Lady
provocative tax protester
Read my lips: no new taxes. |
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Godot
existential enigma
Back in five minutes. |
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Gorbachev, Mikhail
Soviet Leader
How many ICM missiles do you want for a pair of Levi 501's? |
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Gogh, Vincent van
painter
What the hell was I thinking? How am I supposed to wear my glasses?
--afterthought |
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Gore, Al
U.S. Vice President
"Al Gore"
--boring Secret Service code name
"Sexiest Man Ostensibly Alive, 1992"
--People Magazine
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Gutenberg, Johann
inventor, printing press
Thank you for your manuscript but it does not meet our current needs.
--first form letter |
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