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Quayle, Dan
former Vice President

It doesn’t help matters when Charlie Brown just hangs around the ‘hood with Linus, Lucy and Shroeder without any sign of parental supervision. Is it any wonder that they are still in elementary school after all these years?
--espousing family values in his famous "Charlie Brown" speech

And how did I do?
--awkward moment, election night 1992

Queeg, Captain
commander, The Caine Mutiny

No. Isaac was too busy conspiring with Julie. I think it was Gopher who stole my strawberries.
--guest appearance on The Love Boat