T

Tarzan
of the jungle

I can't decide between Rainforest Crunch and Chunky Monkey.

Terrible, Ivan the
first czar of Russia

I can’t decide whether to spell it "czar" or "tsar."
--first day on the job

Theresa, Mother
saint-elect

Kill the ref! Kill the ref!
--Notre Dame vs. USC, Rose Bowl 1992

Thomas, Clarence
Supreme Court Justice

I can’t define "pornography" but I know it when I see it.

I'll have whatever Scalia's having.
--decision on lunch

Tiger, Tony the
spokesmammal

They're prr-rrr-etty good!
--tasting early experimental prototype of the frosted flake

Torquemada, Tomás de
Spanish inquisitor

Funny, you look Jewish.

Treacher, Arthur
fast food fish mogul

+Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.

Trump. Donald
real estate mogul

I don't care how many millions I make. I'll always cut my own hair.

Tse-Tung, Mao
Chinese communist leader

I can’t believe it. I’m already hungry for another revolution.
--twenty minutes after the first Chinese communist revolution.

Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Tse-Tung tonight.
--annual Communist Christmas party