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Jackson, Jesse L.
political activist

Crime is bad,
Bosnia's messy.
Don't be sad,
Vote for Jesse
--campaign '96 position paper

Jackson, Michael
King of Pop

Would you like to come with me to Never-Never Tell Land?

Some of my best defense attorneys are Jewish.
-- dismissing accusations of anti-semitism

Liz Taylor is the sanest person I know.
--character reference

see also: Fortensky, Elizabeth Taylor

Jefferson, Thomas
3rd U.S. President

Throw in a dozen of those delicious flaky pastries and you've got yourself a deal!
--concluding the Louisiana Purchase

You think Zöe Baird had a nanny problem?

Joan of Arc
Christian saint and martyr

I’m just going to hand out a couple of pamphlets. What’s the worst they can possibly do to me?

Job
long-suffering believer

Let's go Cubs!

John Paul II, Pope
pontiff

What do you a mean "second draft?" Just print what I gave you. I'm infallible for Christ's sake!
--conversation with book editor

What's today, Friday? I'll have the Filet o'Fish.

Johnson, Lyndon
36th U. S. President

No more of that damn chowder in the White House Mess!
--first official act as President

The next person who says "quagmire" gets a punch in the face.
--meeting with Joint Chiefs of Staff