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Jackson, Jesse L.
political activist
Crime is bad,
Bosnia's messy.
Don't be sad,
Vote for Jesse
--campaign '96 position paper |
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Jackson, Michael
King of Pop
Would you like to come with me to Never-Never Tell Land?
Some of my best defense attorneys are Jewish.
-- dismissing accusations of anti-semitism
Liz Taylor is the sanest person I know.
--character reference
see also: Fortensky, Elizabeth Taylor |
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Jefferson, Thomas
3rd U.S. President
Throw in a dozen of those delicious flaky pastries and you've got yourself a deal!
--concluding the Louisiana Purchase
You think Zöe Baird had a nanny problem? |
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Joan of Arc
Christian saint and martyr
Im just going to hand out a couple of pamphlets. Whats the worst they can possibly do to me? |
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Job
long-suffering believer
Let's go Cubs!
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John Paul II, Pope
pontiff
What do you a mean "second draft?" Just print what I gave you. I'm infallible for Christ's sake!
--conversation with book editor
What's today, Friday? I'll have the Filet o'Fish.
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Johnson, Lyndon
36th U. S. President
No more of that damn chowder in the White House Mess!
--first official act as President
The next person who says "quagmire" gets a punch in the face.
--meeting with Joint Chiefs of Staff
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