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Fisher, Amy
star-crossed lover

Play it, Sam. Play "Like a Virgin."
see also: Buttafuoco, Joseph

Fonda, Jane
actress/ activist/aerobicist

Hey hey, LBJ! How many squat thrusts have you done today?

Forbes, Malcolm "Steve"
Angry Affluent

I'm rich as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore.

Ford, Betty
former First Lady

The viability of this clinic depends on attracting repeat customers.
--business development plan

Ford, Gerald R.
38th U.S. President

Who resigned and made you president?
--keeping Henry Kissinger in line

Ford, Henry
industrialist

Quantity is Job 1.
--opening ceremonies, first production line?

Fortensky, Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner
diva

Michael Jackson is the sanest person I know.
--character witness

see also: Jackson, Michael

Franklin, Benjamin
statesman/scientist/author

Asparagus smells delicious at dinner and curious by dawn.

Out all night, asleep by noon; you're in rehab pretty soon.

The man who keeps a dog never has to admit to his own flatulence.

--rejected aphorisms

Freud, Sigmundpsychoanalyst

I’m tired, smother. I’m going back to my womb.

Your superego says "no, no, no" but your id says "yes, yes, yes."
--pickup line