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Pasteur, Louis
biologist
I have read the mad, mad essays of Dr. Pierre Homogen. Ha! As if milk could be improved upon yet again!
--letter to the editor, England Journal of Medicine
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Perot, H. Ross
billionaire populist
I'll take "Things that Make Sucking Sounds" for $100, Alex.
--Crackpot Week on Jeopardy!
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Plato
philosopher
No, ma. Were just good friends
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Post, Emily
etiquette expert
I tried being polite but obviously that doesnt work. Now quit calling me, you sonsabitches !!
-- refusing to switch her long distance service
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Powers, J.D.
consumer satisfaction guru
On a scale of 1 to 5 -- with 1 being a thoroughly degrading experience and 5 being the fulfillment of your wildest fantasies -- how was it for you?
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Presley, Elvis Aaron
King of Rock-n-Roll
FOOD, DRUGS & ROCK-N-ROLL!
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Professor, the
castaway
I have needs too, Mrs. Howell. I need to get out of your hut before Mr. Howell gets back!
--the lost episode of Gilligan's Island
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Prynne, Hester
adulteress, The Scarlet Letter
They should make him wear a C- minus.
--complaining about her lover, the Rev. Arthur Dimmesdale
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Purdue, Frank
poultry king
OK, who's the wiseguy who plucked my head?
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Pythagoras
inventor of the triangle
I love Venus. Venus loves me. But she also loves Aeschylus. Its complicated but Ive figured out how it can work.
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