Aaron to Avogadro

Bacchus to
Buttafuoco

Caesar to
Cap’n Crunch

D’Amato to
Dukakis

Earheart to Eve

Fonda to Freud

(Kenny) G. to
Gutenberg

Hammurabi to
Hussein

Isabella

Jackson to
Johnson

Kavorkian to
Kreskin

Laffer – Locke

MacArthur to
Mussolini

Napoleon to
Nostradamus

Oedipus to
Oswald

Pasteur to
Pythagoras

Quayle to Queeg

Raleigh to Ruth

Sacco to
Superman

Tarzan to
Tse-Tung

Unabomber
(see also K)

Valdez to
Virgin Mary

Waldheim to
Wright

Xerxes to
Malcolm X

Yeltsin

Zeus

booknotes

Napoleon to Nostradamus

N

Napoleon
French conqueror

Curse that Count de Custárd! I must invent a dessert of my own!


Newton, Sir Isaac
scientist

I was resting beneath a tree when a fig fell on my head. And then I started wondering.....
-- how he invented the Fig Newton


Nixon, Richard Milhous
36th U.S. President

Liddy, while you're at it, break into a 7-Eleven and bring me back a burrito and Sprite Big Gulp.

Well, Sirica can expletive deleted himself. I'll do whatever the expletive deleted I want. I'm the expletive deleted President!
--verbatim transcript

I am not a corpse.
--tombstone inscription


Nobel, Alfred
chemist

Whaddya want? A medal?
--nasty remark to lab clerk


Nostradamus
15th century astrologer

In the 20th century in the year of our Lord, a tribe of ransackers will triumph over swarming birds of prey.
--predicting the winner of Super Bowl XV (Raiders 27, Eagles 10))