Aaron to Avogadro

Bacchus to
Buttafuoco

Caesar to
Cap’n Crunch

D’Amato to
Dukakis

Earheart to Eve

Fonda to Freud

(Kenny) G. to
Gutenberg

Hammurabi to
Hussein

Isabella

Jackson to
Johnson

Kavorkian to
Kreskin

Laffer – Locke

MacArthur to
Mussolini

Napoleon to
Nostradamus

Oedipus to
Oswald

Pasteur to
Pythagoras

Quayle to Queeg

Raleigh to Ruth

Sacco to
Superman

Tarzan to
Tse-Tung

Unabomber
(see also K)

Valdez to
Virgin Mary

Waldheim to
Wright

Xerxes to
Malcolm X

Yeltsin

Zeus

booknotes

Earheart to Eve

E

Earheart, Amelia
aviator

This is the last flight I take with a layover.


Ebert, Roger
movie critic

No Mom, it's me --Ebert. Siskel's the bald one.


Einstein, Albert
theoretical physicist

I realized I was blessed with above-average intelligence when classmates began referring to me as ‘Einstein.’

9.7R (Y K ) ³ ½¹ x 10 11 G
--locker combination

You press down this little button and -- vonderbar! -- the garage door opens by itself!!!
--last contribution to science


Eisenhower, Dwight
34th U.S. President

If South Vietnam falls to the communists, so will Laos, then Thailand. Next thing you know, they’ll be delivering pizzas all over southeast Asia within thirty minutes.
--explaining the Dominos Theory


Elders, Joycelyn
former U.S. Surgeon General

How could he fire me? I was his right hand.


Elizabeth, Queen
Queen of England?

You're not exactly a prince.
--pressuring Charles into marriage


Eve
first woman

Four inches! That’s huge!
--easily impressed